Am I the only one …who eats ice cream from the carton while standing in front of the freezer?
who actually wants to see the Justin Bieber movie?
who, just a year ago, had no clue who Justin Bieber was?
Am I the only one …
who has never seen “Dead Poets Society”?
who has hidden dirty dishes in the stove ?
who hasn’t worn fingernail polish in close to 10 years?
Am I the only one …
who wishes Wal-mart had a drive-thru?
who worries way too much about my kids?
who makes the same five meals over and over and over again?
Am I the only one …
whose son wakes up at 5:30 a.m.?
who occasionally edits junk mail?
who should be sleeping right now?
Am I the only one …
who hates watermelon?
who catches myself worrying what people think of me?
who is still waiting to feel like a grown up?
Am I the only one …
who kind of likes the smell of gasoline?
who makes a grocery list and then forgets it at home?
who makes mental notes of things to look up on wikipedia?
Am I the only one …
who counts on my fingers?
who is bothered when people use quotation marks incorrectly?
who wonders if it’s acceptable for a 35-year-old to use text language?
Am I the only one …
who wonders how I got to be 35?
who still feels 21 on the inside?
who vowed I would never drive a minivan?
Am I the only one …
who knows God loves me, but sometimes wonders why?
Well, am I?
-by Jai Wallace Tracy
