Dad’s Brilliant Note to Sloppy Kids

A dad got irritated when his kids didn’t put their dirty dishes away.

So he wrote a Taken-inspired note (which you will read to yourself in Liam Neeson’s voice) and left it for his kids. Then he posted it to Reddit and it’s going viral.

This is what he wrote, accompanied by a picture of Liam Neeson:

“I don’t know who you are.

I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long time. Skills that make me an expert in home WiFi systems and Cellular Data plans.

If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that’ll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don’t, I will look for you. I will find you…

AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.”

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