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    12 Days of Christmas by an Exterminator’s Wife

     

    A funny Christmas jingle from our friends Darren and Dee at Zoellner Exterminating!

    On the first day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    A tarantula that made me pee

    On the second day or Christmas Darren killed for me
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the third day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the fourth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the fifth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the sixth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the seventh day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the eighth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Eight stinging scorpions
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the ninth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    Nine red bed bugs
    Eight stinging scorpions
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the tenth day or Christmas Darren killed for me
    Ten gopher mounds
    Nine red bed bugs
    Eight stinging scorpions
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the eleventh day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    11 swarming termites
    Ten gopher mounds
    Nine red bed bugs
    Eight stinging scorpions
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Darren killed for me
    12 biting fleas
    11 swarming termites
    Ten gopher mounds
    Nine red bed bugs
    Eight stinging scorpions
    Seven Ugly roaches
    Six silverfish
    Five centipedes!
    Four carpet beetles
    Three camel crickets
    Two wasps in my attic
    And a tarantula that made me pee

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